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Nazi Sharks! Jared Roberts

Nazi Sharks!

Jared Roberts

Published October 30th 2014
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Somewhere, buried in the murky depths of Germany, David Bowies soul is held in a massive crystal of ice. Also, there are Nazi sharks, a forgotten experiment of the Third Reich. When John Maynard Beans, professor and gentleman, discovers survivingMoreSomewhere, buried in the murky depths of Germany, David Bowies soul is held in a massive crystal of ice. Also, there are Nazi sharks, a forgotten experiment of the Third Reich. When John Maynard Beans, professor and gentleman, discovers surviving sharks, he decides to bring them to America. Alas, they escape en-route and swim their Teutonic way right to Shakatitt Beach, home of the Kevin Costner Synchronized Swimming Competition and local serial killer, the Shakatitt Shark. The bikini babes of Shakatitt Beach are left to fend for themselves against the aquatic menace and a severe allergy to clothing.Nazi Sharks! is a completely true made-up story filled with rich themes about life, longing, and huge hooters. If you like sharks, evil Nazi scum, sexy babes in bikinis, big boobs, sexy babes not in bikinis, Kevin Costner, synchronized swimming, and/or SyFy movies, you should probably close Petville for a while and read Nazi Sharks! instead.